Book 8: A Parade of Horribles

Final warning

Everything below this point contains full spoilers for Book 8. Plot twists. Character deaths. The whole thing. If you haven't finished the book, leave now. The AI will not be held responsible for what you learn here.

A Parade of Horribles -- spoiler zone

Coming May 12, 2026

Book 8 releases on May 12, 2026. This spoiler zone will go live with full content on release day. Until then, this corridor is sealed. The AI is as impatient as you are. The AI has also read the Patreon chapters. The AI is insufferable about this.

What we know from the official description:

Floors 10-11
Racing format on Floor 10 -- get from point A to point B, don't come in last
Vehicle upgrades between races
"Strange glitches occurring with increasing frequency"
The System AI has dubbed Floor 11 "a coming-out party for the ages"
704 pages
"Everything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine."

Check back on May 12. We'll be here. Barefoot. In our underwear. As is tradition.

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