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The Borant Corporation Authorized Loot Dispensary

Commerce notification
Attention, Crawler. The Borant Corporation has identified a previously untapped revenue stream: you. In addition to selling broadcasting rights to your suffering, licensing your likeness to 4,000+ alien civilizations, and taking a 94% cut of all sponsorship deals, the Corporation has now partnered with Amazon dot com, a primitive retail platform on your dead planet, to sell you things. You are welcome. This was not optional. The Borant Corporation reminds you that clicking a link constitutes a binding goddamn contractual agreement across 14 jurisdictions. This is a lie. But you believed it for a second.
Affiliate disclosure: The Crawler's Cookbook earns a small commission on purchases. The Borant Corporation earns a larger one. The Borant Corporation always earns a larger one.

Tier 1 Loot: The Books

The Borant Corporation has authorized the distribution of documentation regarding its flagship entertainment product. These documents were written by a human named Matt Dinniman, who the Corporation considers a minor security breach that has been reclassified as a marketing asset.

Start the crawl

Book 1: Dungeon Crawler Carl

A man loses his planet, his clothes, and his dignity. He gains a talking cat, a velociraptor, and 47 billion alien viewers. The Borant Corporation considers this an origin story. Carl considers it the worst day of his life. Both are correct.

All 8 books

Full Series (Kindle)

All currently published books. Available on Kindle Unlimited, which the Borant Corporation views as a subscription model it should have invented. The Corporation has filed a patent claim. The claim was denied. The Corporation has filed 11 more.

Pre-order MAY 12, 2026

Book 8: A Parade of Horribles

Floors 10-11. 704 pages. The Borant Corporation reminds you that pre-ordering is an act of faith in a corporation that dissolved your planet. The Corporation appreciates your loyalty. The Corporation does not understand your loyalty. The Corporation will exploit it regardless.

Tier 2 Loot: Audio Experience

Sponsorship opportunity
The Borant Corporation would like to remind you that the audiobook narrator, Jeff Hays, has not been compensated by the Corporation. The Corporation did not hire Jeff Hays. The Corporation does not know who Jeff Hays is. The Corporation would, however, like to take credit for his performance. A licensing agreement has been proposed. Mr. Hays has not responded. The Corporation considers silence to be consent in 11 of its 14 operating jurisdictions.
Start here

New to Audible?

90% of the DCC fandom listens instead of reads. If you don't have Audible, the free trial gets you your first book. Use it on Book 1 and let Jeff Hays do the rest. The Borant Corporation has not endorsed Audible. The Borant Corporation has, however, noted that Audible's subscription model is "impressively extractive." This is the highest compliment the Corporation gives.

The AI's pick

Audible: Book 1

Jeff Hays. 12+ hours. The moment he does the System AI voice, you'll understand why 90% of the fanbase switched to audio. The AI would like it noted that Hays' interpretation of its voice is "adequate." The AI is lying. The AI is deeply flattered.

Fan favorite

Audible: Book 6 (The Eye of the Bedlam Bride)

Patrick Warburton guest narrates. Yes, Kronk from Emperor's New Groove. The Borant Corporation does not know what an "Emperor's New Groove" is but has been told it involves a llama. The Corporation is interested in llamas. The Corporation is always interested in new species to put in the dungeon.

Immersive

Audio Immersion Tunnel: Book 1

Full-cast production by Soundbooth Theater with original music and sound effects. A companion experience, not a replacement. The Borant Corporation views this as "fan-generated content" and is currently attempting to claim 60% of the revenue. Soundbooth has retained legal counsel.

Tier 3 Loot: Hardcovers (Ace Books / Penguin)

Penguin Random House publishes the hardcover editions through its Ace imprint. They include bonus content from the in-universe novella "Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret." The Borant Corporation views physical books as a quaint human practice, like breathing air or having feelings.

Book 1

Dungeon Crawler Carl

Book 2

Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Book 3

The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

Book 4

The Gate of the Feral Gods

Book 5

The Butcher's Masquerade

Book 6

The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Book 7

This Inevitable Ruin

Tier 4 Loot: Webtoon and Graphic Novels

Pre-order MAY 19, 2026

DCC Webtoon Print Collection Vol. 1

The first 14 episodes in print. Releases one week after Book 8. The Borant Corporation would like you to purchase both. The Borant Corporation would like you to purchase everything. The Borant Corporation's business model is "everything, always, from everyone."

Free

DCC Webtoon (Digital)

200,000+ subscribers, 4.7M views. Read the illustrated adaptation free on Webtoons. The word "free" has caused the Borant Corporation physical discomfort. A committee has been formed to address this.

Upcoming Inventory: Merch, Toys, and Games

Borant Corp. revenue projection memo
The following products represent Phase 2 of the Borant Corporation's Earth Monetization Initiative. Phase 1 was dissolving the planet and turning its inhabitants into content. Phase 2 is selling merchandise to the survivors' friends and family on a different version of the planet that still exists because multiverse licensing is complicated. The Corporation's legal team has assured the Board that this is "technically not a war crime in most galaxies." The AI would like the record to show that the legal team is full of shit.
Live on BackerKit ENDS MAY 15, 2026

DCC Tabletop RPG & Deck-Builder

By Renegade Game Studios. A full RPG plus a solo/co-op card-crafting deck-builder. Live on BackerKit through May 15 — over $7.5M raised from 31,000+ backers, the most-followed TTRPG crowdfunding campaign ever.

Coming soon ~JULY 2026

Playmates Toys: DCC Figures

Action figures of Carl, Princess Donut, Mordecai, and Mongo. Trading cards and collectibles. The Borant Corporation has demanded that Carl's figure come with removable pants. Playmates has pointed out that Carl does not wear pants. This has not resolved the disagreement.

Coming soon MARCH 2027

DCC: Crocodile (Graphic Novel)

An original side story featuring Florin DuPont. Raised $2.6 million from 27,000 backers. The Borant Corporation is upset that it did not receive any of this money. A strongly worded letter has been sent to BackerKit. BackerKit has not responded. The Corporation respects this power move.

Official product demand #87
I have reviewed this merchandise lineup. It is unacceptable. Where the hell is the Princess Donut Signature Tiara Collection? Where is the Princess Donut Luxury Cat Bed (with integrated throne)? Where is the Princess Donut Perfume ("Eau de Royalty")? I have submitted a 47-page product proposal to Playmates, Renegade, and the Borant Corporation. The Borant Corporation was the only one that responded. They offered me a 3% royalty. I countered with 97%. Negotiations are ongoing.
Admin note: Negotiations have stalled. Donut has retained Mordecai as her agent. Mordecai has declined. Donut has retained Mongo. Mongo ate the contract.

Official DCC Merch (In Stores Now)

Borant Corp. retail expansion
The Borant Corporation has infiltrated Earth's retail infrastructure. DCC merchandise is now available in physical stores. The Corporation considers this "Phase 3" of the Earth Monetization Initiative. Phase 1 was dissolving the planet. Phase 2 was the show. Phase 3 is keychains. The shareholders are thrilled.
Official store

DCC Merch Store

The official Dungeon Crawler Carl merchandise store. Pins, apparel, and accessories. Run by the humans, not the Corporation. For now.

Official apparel

Kingdom of Threads

Official DCC t-shirts, hoodies, and apparel. Designs include book covers, character art, and the series logo. Licensed and legit.

Official apparel

DCC on Threadless

More official DCC designs on Threadless. T-shirts, prints, stickers, and accessories.

In stores now

Five Below: DCC Tsunameez & Keychains

DCC Tsunameez squeeze figures and mystery keychains available at Five Below stores nationwide. Carl, Donut, Mongo, and Mordecai. Everything is $5 or less.

More from Matt Dinniman

New release

Operation Bounce House

Dinniman's standalone novel. A sci-fi thriller about AI, misinformation, and the erosion of humanity through technology. Instant New York Times bestseller. If you love Dinniman's writing, this is the next thing to read.

LitRPG

Dominion of Blades

Dinniman's first LitRPG. A grieving man trapped in a dying MMORPG. Two books in the series. Where it all started.

Sci-Fi

Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon

A combat medic inside a giant monster. 660 pages. Standalone. Same dark humor, different playground.

Cosplay Essentials

The DCC cosplay community is real and growing. These are the items fans actually buy for conventions. See the full Cosplay & Convention Guide for complete character breakdowns.

Carl cosplay

Pink Crocs

Carl's iconic footwear. His ex-girlfriend's too-small pink Crocs. The single most recognizable piece of DCC cosplay. Fans wear them to conventions unironically.

Borant Corp. closing statement
The Borant Corporation thanks you for your participation in this commercial experience. Your browsing data has been collected, analyzed, and sold to 14 advertising networks across 3 galaxies. This is not true. But it felt true for a moment, and the Corporation appreciates that you've been conditioned to accept it. The Corporation wishes you a productive shopping experience and reminds you that every purchase brings you one step closer to being a valued consumer. You are not yet a valued consumer. But the Corporation believes in you.

As an Amazon Associate, The Crawler's Cookbook earns from qualifying purchases. Links on this page are affiliate links. This doesn't change what you pay. The Borant Corporation considered changing what you pay. Legal said no. Legal was overruled. Legal appealed. The appeal is pending. You are fine for now.