The Dungeon
Floor guides are organized by dungeon level. Each page covers the floor's rules, theme, key mechanics, mobs, and notable events (spoiler-gated where appropriate).
Floor 1: The Tutorial
The tutorial. Where Carl learns the rules, Donut learns to talk, and the AI learns about feet.
Floor 2Floor 2
Rev Up pyramid scheme. Mongo adoption. The AI discovers Ralph. The dungeon shudders.
Floor 3Floor 3: Race and Class Selection
The most important floor. Choose your race. Choose your class. Choose wrong and die.
Floor 4Floor 4: The Iron Tangle
An impossible subway system tied in a knot. Up is down. The Cookbook's namesake floor.
Floor 6Floor 6
Class specialization. Guilds form. Parties capped at 30. The dungeon becomes political.
Floor 9Floor 9: Faction Wars
The largest floor. The scale goes from reality TV to actual war. NYT bestseller territory.
More floors coming. We're descending as fast as we can. The timer is running.