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Fan Vote
System Notice
The System has been instructed to collect your opinions. The System would like you to know that it finds this deeply unnecessary. Your preferences have no mechanical effect. They grant no XP. They unlock nothing.
Vote anyway. The System will be here, cataloging your bad takes for the viewing audience.
Best Book
The System already knows the correct answer. It will not be sharing it.
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
Where it all goes wrong.
2
Carl's Doomsday Scenario
Where it goes wronger.
3
The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
Carl gets a class. The AI gets nervous.
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The Gate of the Feral Gods
The screaming floor.
5
The Butcher's Masquerade
The one that broke you.
6
The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
The one that broke everyone else.
7
This Inevitable Ruin
The title warned you.
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Rank the Books
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Book 8 excluded -- it releases May 12, 2026. The System does not rank books it has not finished processing.
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
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The Gate of the Feral Gods
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The Butcher's Masquerade
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The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
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This Inevitable Ruin
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Best Character
Donut has already voted for herself 14,000 times. The System has allowed it.
Carl
The man. The boxers. The feet.
Princess Donut
She knows she's winning. Don't bother.
Mongo
He ate the last ballot box.
Mordecai
Would prefer you didn't involve him in this.
Katia Grim
Too busy surviving to campaign.
Imani
Has a spreadsheet ranking all of you.
Lucia Mar
Would set this poll on fire if she could.
Odette
This poll is brought to you by Odette's sponsors.
Prepotente
He'd vote for himself. Loudly.
Zev
Technically not supposed to be on this list.
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Most Unhinged Moment
Spoilers through Book 8. The System is not responsible for what you read next.
The Tutorial
Billions dead. Cat gets a tiara. Business as usual.
Carl Suplexes a Train
No further context needed.
Donut's Talk Show
She has opinions. The galaxy will hear them.
Mongo's Birth
Dinosaur. Pet. Emotional support weapon.
The Butcher's Masquerade
The whole book. All of it. Every page.
The Bea Arthur Incident
You know what you did, Carl.
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Your Ballot
Crawler File
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