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Book 8 Floors 10-11 Full recap live May 12, 2026

A Parade of Horribles

Release day recap: May 12, 2026
A Parade of Horribles releases May 12, 2026. This recap page goes live with full content within 48 hours of release. Floors 10 and 11. 704 pages. Jeff Hays narrating. The AI is not recapping it yet. The AI is too busy reading it.
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What to read while you wait

The Book 7 recap is the best pre-Book-8 refresher if you've finished Book 7 — it covers everything heading into Floor 10. If you're earlier in the series, the Where Was I catch-up tool gives you a spoiler-safe refresher scoped to exactly where you are. Both are zero-spoilers-for-Book-8: we don't speculate about Book 8 specifics on this page until release.

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What the Book 8 recap will cover

Once released, this page will cover A Parade of Horribles floor by floor in the same format as the existing recaps — not a SparkNotes summary, but a complete walk-through for re-readers and audiobook listeners who need a refresher. If you haven't read Book 8 yet, this page will contain full spoilers. We'll label it accordingly.

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